I was taking a break from Christmas shopping and browsing the anime section. You walked past with some girl and commented “Oh, here’s the ‘no taste’ section.” Less than a minute later you started talking to her about video games and Internet memes.

Pretty sure I’ll always have better taste than you (whatever you think that means) and that there’s nothing you’ll ever be able to do about it. But keep acting like a smug dick and dressing like Kevin Smith if it makes you feel better.